Stormatia, from the Land of Tartt

I was very excited to find some of my old ones on an old website. Lame, I know, but YAY pics!

Glitter.

Glitter is very, very bad.

Don't get me wrong. I used to love glitter. I worshipped glitter. If it had glitter on it, I had to buy it. I don't know if it's bred into women, or what, but something about OOH SPARKLY draws me like a magnet. However, I realized that glitter has an expiration date.

I will say it now: GLITTER IS INAPPROPRIATE AFTER AGE 21.

Even if you're going clubbing. You can't see the glitter in a club anyway. What is the point?

Even if you're in a wedding. If someone requests you wear glitter in their wedding, tell them HELLS NO, you won't be in that wedding.

Even if you accidentally get it on your fingers after opening a birthday card. Wash your hands immediately!

UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD ANYONE OVER THE AGE OF 21 USE GLITTER.

It is acceptable on Halloween, or if you are throwing some kind of costume party, but other than that, no.

NO, NO, NO.

The worst offense, of course, is the glitter body stick. It's a crayon of glitter that you can use to draw on yourself with, though why anybody would want to do that is beyond me. If you own one of these things, THROW IT AWAY IMMEDIATELY.

Just think about it. If you do, you'll realize I'm right.

BAN GLITTER NOW.

Loose glitter. Body crayons. Glittery blinkies on webpages.

JUST SAY NO.

This is my vow to start a journal and actually keep it updated.

This is my vow to meet new people and stay in contact with them.

This is also a test post. Yay!